Brewery Guru Mugs

Real Ale / Real Boobs.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"So much for that vintage!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95