Wine Detective Gifts

Looking for a fun and clever gift for the wine detective in your life? Whether they’re a sommelier-in-training or just love solving wine mysteries, our collection combines humor and charm. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for wine and mystery-solving with playful illustrations and witty captions that will make them smile.

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'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?' mockup

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.' mockup

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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'A cheeky red?'

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...' mockup

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

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Bacchus.

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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Sauvignon Bonk

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew mockup

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.' mockup

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

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Try to guess the continent dining... mockup

Try to guess the continent dining...

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'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.' mockup

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?" mockup

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

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"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

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'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.' mockup

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

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"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling." mockup

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

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Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

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'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!' mockup

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!" mockup

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

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"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?" mockup

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.' mockup

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

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'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.' mockup

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

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'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.' mockup

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

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'Man...You age great!'

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"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism." mockup

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

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"I think it stopped breathing."

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"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine." mockup

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

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'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.' mockup

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

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"He gets easily abstracted."

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Wine Detective Gifts Collection

Wine Detective Mugs

Explore our entire collection of wine detective gifts on mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design to brighten their mornings.

Wine Detective Pillows

Discover our comfortable and cheeky pillows that celebrate their love for wine and mystery-solving—perfect for adding personality to any space.

Wine Detective Prints

Browse our selection of handcrafted prints that capture the spirit of wine detectives—perfect for decorating their home or office with a touch of humor.

Wine Detective T-Shirts

Check out our wine detective t-shirts for playful, witty, and stylish options that let their personality shine during wine tastings or casual outings.