Beer Detective T-Shirts

A periscope in a beer glass

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Beer Stall

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Bitter End

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

Wish You Were Beer

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'I keep getting stomach cramps after eating.' - 'You're probably intolerant to certain foods.' - 'Can you test for that?' - 'Yes, just eat things one by one and see what makes you ill.' - 'Won't that be slow and painful?' - 'Fingers crossed.'