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In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Missing sock

The Complete Cycle.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Where missing laundry socks go!

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

'Curiosity'

Medusa's bathtub

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

'Holy shit!'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'This tastes like dishwater.'

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

Snail Peephole

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Wash and Quo"

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Missing socks squad.

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."