Bathroom Detective Mugs

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

The Missing Sock Returns

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Missing sock

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Where missing laundry socks go!

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

Medusa's bathtub

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

'Curiosity'

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

'Holy shit!'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'This tastes like dishwater.'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

Snail Peephole

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Wash and Quo"

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?