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"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Swimming Prankster

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

White Collar Crime.

Scotsman in the bath...

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Nannies Of The Old West

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Medusa's bathtub

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"Wash and Quo"

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

After Office

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

Periscope in the bath

'Mr. Clark, if you ever want to have a bath with your favourite rubber duck again, we want two loaves of fresh white bread! And don't even think of calling the cops!'

Pee Fight.