Bathroom Bandit Gifts

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Swimming Prankster

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

White Collar Crime.

Scotsman in the bath...

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Nannies Of The Old West

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Medusa's bathtub

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

"Wash and Quo"

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.

After Office

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

Periscope in the bath