Bathroom Joker Gifts

Medusa's bathtub

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Fly fishing.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scotsman in the bath...

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Not now, Aladdin...'