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Red Wine, White Wine and The One In The Middle.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

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'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

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Bottletrees.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Your shout!"

Fiction. Mystery. History.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Locking Up Crime

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

Great Moments in Beer