Drink Deal Detective Gifts

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Do you think I would have made a good economist?

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Customer Convention

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

The Bargain Brand

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

Black Friday

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'