Deals Detective Gifts

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Sale.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Unusual Offers

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Customer Convention

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Micro and Macro Department,

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

The Bargain Brand

'But what do you sell?'