Dealership Detective Gifts

Looking for a playful way to celebrate your dealership detective enthusiast? Our collection offers witty accessories and home decor that capture their passion for uncovering the truth in automotive mysteries. From humorous mugs to clever prints, these items will delight anyone who loves the thrill of the chase behind the scenes of car deals and investigations.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me." mockup

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

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"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."

"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady." mockup

"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."

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'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

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'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.' mockup

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

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"Glad I took it for a test drive. I'll bet it moved faster on the assembly line."

"Glad I took it for a test drive. I'll bet it moved faster on the assembly line." mockup

"Glad I took it for a test drive. I'll bet it moved faster on the assembly line."

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"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?" mockup

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!" mockup

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

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That's supposed to say garage sale! mockup

That's supposed to say garage sale!

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'” mockup

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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Sale.

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'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack. mockup

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

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"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved." mockup

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

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We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia. mockup

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

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Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair. mockup

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

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“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!” mockup

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

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Customer Convention

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500." mockup

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

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'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales' mockup

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

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Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4). mockup

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

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"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain." mockup

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

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Micro and Macro Department,

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Don't forget to read the small print. mockup

Don't forget to read the small print.

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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

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