Dealership Detective Gifts

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"Glad I took it for a test drive. I'll bet it moved faster on the assembly line."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Customer Convention

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

Black Friday

Devil in the detail

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."