Dealership Diver Gifts

Searching for a creative gift for someone passionate about dealership diving? Our collection features tasteful and humorous items that honor their love for underwater exploration and driving adventures alike. Perfect for enthusiasts who appreciate a clever nod to their hobbies, each product adds a splash of personality and humor to their everyday life.

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"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

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Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.' mockup

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

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"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!" mockup

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

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Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo! mockup

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

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"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper." mockup

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

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'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?' mockup

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

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It was an impulse buy.

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"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers." mockup

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

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"I see it's payday again Perkins!" mockup

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

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"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online." mockup

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

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"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters." mockup

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

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'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.' mockup

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

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He was forced to take early retirement. mockup

He was forced to take early retirement.

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It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you. mockup

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

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'Mum, why are we called seagulls?' mockup

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

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"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?" mockup

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

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Car Dealer

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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