Auto Sales. I'm looking for something a little more loose-fitting.
Dealership Diver Prints
Decorate their space with a splash of humor! Our dealership diver prints capture the essence of underwater exploration and love for driving, making a great statement piece.
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
"Don't just forage - upcycle!"
Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"
"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."
'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'
Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!
"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."
It was an impulse buy.
"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."
'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'
"I see it's payday again Perkins!"
"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."
He was forced to take early retirement.
It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.
'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'
'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'
"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"
Car Dealer
'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'
'It just makes it seem more interesting.'
George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.
"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."
Sitting In
Falling Rock
"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."
The Shark Cage
An eagle catches springboard diver.
'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'
"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."
Jello in the diving pool.
'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'
Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool
Dealership Diver Prints Collection
Dealership Diver Mugs
Explore our collection of dealership diver mugs and find the perfect way for them to start their mornings with a smile.
Dealership Diver Pillows
Browse our dealership diver pillows for a quirky, comfortable addition to their living space or bedroom.
Dealership Diver T-Shirts
Check out our dealership diver t-shirts and give them a fun, stylish way to showcase their passion for underwater adventures.