Dealership Diver T-Shirts

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

It was an impulse buy.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

He was forced to take early retirement.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

Car Dealer

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Sitting In

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

The Shark Cage

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

"Who had the extra thick shake?"