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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Whale Romance

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'You may have three mergers.'

I love what you've done with your hare.

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Great events in Chemistry...

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

'Your Honor, my client requests that we skip the trial and move directly to the book-deal phase.'

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

"Eureka!"

European funds.

'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?'

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