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Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Car Dealer

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

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