Delivery Dreamers Prints

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Wine of the Day Club

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Car Dealer

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."