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Save Our Universe

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Galilei Galileo.

Whale Romance

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

A drone laying an egg

Isaac Newton...stumped.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

Car Dealer

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Giraffe of tomorrow

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Heavenly internet connection

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'Drone Santa.'

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."

"Tell the delivery guy he was off about 100 feet again."

Drone check

Prescence of Mind.

'I'm just saying that if God had meant for us to fly, He'd have given us brains capable of creating some sort of flying machine.'

"There will come a time when Amazon drones will be as common as mail trucks."

Vehicle Sales.

Cart.

"I thought it was a sleeping compartment."

Travel agent: 'In Venice, Euro-rentocar also offers gondolas!'

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

'Anyone who believes that time is merely an abstract concept, never waited in all day for a delivery...'