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Claus 2.0

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Entomology Reference

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Fresh pepper?"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Drone Baby Delivery

Drone warfare...

Drone Spray