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Prescence of Mind.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"One year closer to college!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Great events in Chemistry...

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Car Dealer

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"Eureka!"

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"How will you feel when we find the final quark?"

'Hey, I'm just happy to have made the practice squad of an NFL team. And if I do a good job, who knows?'

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."

"What about a cruise next time?"

"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."