Dealership Dreamer Gifts

Looking for a gift that drives inspiration for the dealership dreamer? Our collection blends humor and heart, perfect for those passionate about cars and dreaming big. Shop mugs, shirts, and home decor that inspire every mile of their journey.

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Vehicle Sales.

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Car Dealer

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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!" mockup

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

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"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' " mockup

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

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We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around! mockup

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

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'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.' mockup

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

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Whale Romance

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'You may have three mergers.'

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'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...' mockup

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?' mockup

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

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I love what you've done with your hare. mockup

I love what you've done with your hare.

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'Yes, It's in that direction.'

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"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister." mockup

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

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'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.' mockup

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

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The Fishbowl Dynasty

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'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.' mockup

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

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"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it." mockup

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

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Great events in Chemistry...

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"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher." mockup

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

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'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.' mockup

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

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"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple." mockup

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

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'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.' mockup

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

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"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people." mockup

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

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"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!" mockup

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

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It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'" mockup

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

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'Your Honor, my client requests that we skip the trial and move directly to the book-deal phase.'

'Your Honor, my client requests that we skip the trial and move directly to the book-deal phase.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client requests that we skip the trial and move directly to the book-deal phase.'

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"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS." mockup

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

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'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?' mockup

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

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"Eureka!"

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Careers office

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European funds.

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'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?'

'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?' mockup

'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?'

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Help! Sold Derivatives when I didn't even know what they were.

Help! Sold Derivatives when I didn't even know what they were. mockup

Help! Sold Derivatives when I didn't even know what they were.

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Dealership Dreamer Gifts Collection

Dealership Dreamer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the dealership dreamer—perfect for fueling their mornings with humor and inspiration.

Dealership Dreamer Pillows

Find cozy pillows with automotive-inspired humor and motivational messages—great for brightening up any space for the dealership dreamer.

Dealership Dreamer Prints

Browse inspiring prints celebrating cars and dreams—perfect for decorating the dealership enthusiast’s home or office.

Dealership Dreamer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase automotive passion and creative flair—ideal for the dealership dreamer who loves to make a statement.