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'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"Yes, we're osbourne rich, but, no, we're not Olsen twin rich."

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Careers office

'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Little Princess.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Next in Lion

Sleeping Beauty

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.