Dealership Diva T-Shirts

Invest and go. Sell 'n' drive.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Spy Satellite

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

You can never over garnish!

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Car Dealer

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Vogue Trader

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'