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"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Framed Lady

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

How much would you take off for cash?

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"How much is the sign?"

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

You can never over garnish!