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Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

How would Madam like to pay?

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

How much would you take off for cash?

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"How much is the sign?"

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

You can never over garnish!