Dealership Diva Gifts

Invest and go. Sell 'n' drive.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Spy Satellite

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

You can never over garnish!

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

My other cart is a shopping cart.

Car Dealer

Vogue Trader

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'