Sales Diva Gifts

'Everything must go...manners included!'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Little Princess.

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kensington Fluffies

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Brick Salesman

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

How would Madam like to pay?

Artist chained to his drawing.

Sales

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Sales Secretary

Curtains haberdashery

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

Lady drinking Champagne.