Shop Till You Drop Diva Gifts

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Kensington Fluffies

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

How much would you take off for cash?

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

A day at the races

"How much is the sign?"

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Bun Lift

Shoe Whore

Bargains

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'