Shop Till You Drop Lover Gifts

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

Shopping Trips

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Shopping Trolley

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

Winter Sale

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped