Shop Till You Drop Master Gifts

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

Shopping Trolley

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

Supermarket customer types.

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"I heard there might be layoffs."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.