Shop Til You Drop Gifts

Consumer Protection

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Shopping Trolley

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

Last-Minute Gifts

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'You shop we drop.'

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'