Shop Till You Drop Enthusiast Gifts

Once again, "Black Friday" has led to "in-the-red" Saturday. Credit statement.

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'Now don't go silly, the shares have only risen 2p.'

'I just hope you're as eager to go shopping after we get married...'

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Online Shopping.

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."