Shop Till You Drop Devotee Gifts

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Shopping Trolley

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'