Shopping Devotee Gifts

"You know what I think – if the shoe exists, buy it."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

New Shoes.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

How would Madam like to pay?

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."