"Martha and I are happy enough. I have my work and she has Bloomingdale's"
Department Store Devotee Gifts
Looking for a gift for your department store devotee? Delight them with witty and thoughtful items that reflect their retail enthusiasm. From playful t-shirts to charming mugs, find the perfect way to honor their love of shopping. Our collection captures that joy of discovery and the quirky personalities behind those shopping bags. Great for birthdays, special treats, or just because—you can't go wrong with a gift that celebrates their retail spirit.
Sock dressing rooms
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
New Shoes.
'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'
A young couple selects items from a shop.
Monster Self-Help
"Does this make me think I look good?"
"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."
"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."
Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.
"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."
"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."
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"Madonna's out early this morning."
Hypnotizing Women
"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."
Children line up to talk to Santa
I brake for all 50 off Sales.
"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"
"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."
"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."
"Whore of Babylon?"
Musty Old Book Shop Scent
"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"
Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'
"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?
"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."
"Make me look like this."
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'
Business is slow, thank goodness.
"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"
"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."
"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."
Department Store Devotee Gifts Collection
Department Store Devotee Mugs
Discover more mugs that speak to department store fans—perfect for brightening their mornings with a touch of retail humor.
Department Store Devotee Pillows
Find the perfect pillow with retail-inspired designs—great for brightening their home and showing off their store devotion.
Department Store Devotee Prints
Browse our prints featuring shopping themes—ideal wall art for any department store devotee’s favorite space.
Department Store Devotee T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for store lovers—fun, witty, and stylish, ideal for showcasing their retail enthusiasm.