Shop Till You Drop Devotee T-Shirts

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

Shopping Trolley

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."