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"These pills are resulting in addiction...I'm addicted to coming in here and buying up all your other lovely stuff."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Irregulars