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Shopping Trolley

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Online Shopping.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'