Shop Till You Drop Lover T-Shirts

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

Shopping Trips

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Shopping Trolley

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

Ladies Lingerie.

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

Winter Sale

'Credit card customer of the month'