Shop Till You Drop Champ T-Shirts

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"To be honest, I'm surprised they didn't have it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

Shopping Trolley

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'