Shop Till You Drop Advocate Gifts

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

Shopping Trolley

'Everything must go...manners included!'

"Holding her purse? First time?"

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

Impact of E-Commerce

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'

"I heard there might be layoffs."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

'Jeez! How many times did you use your credit card today?'

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

Once again, "Black Friday" has led to "in-the-red" Saturday. Credit statement.

"To be honest, I'm surprised they didn't have it."