Shop Till You Drop Advocate Gifts

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

Shopping Trolley

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

"Holding her purse? First time?"

'Credit card customer of the month'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

Impact of E-Commerce

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'

"I heard there might be layoffs."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

"To be honest, I'm surprised they didn't have it."

"These pills are resulting in addiction...I'm addicted to coming in here and buying up all your other lovely stuff."

'Jeez! How many times did you use your credit card today?'

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'