Shop Til You Drop Prints

Consumer Protection

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Shopping Trolley

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Last-Minute Gifts

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'You shop we drop.'

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."