Shop Till You Drop Master Prints

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

Shopping Trolley

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Supermarket customer types.

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'

"I heard there might be layoffs."

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'