Shop Till You Drop Champion Prints

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

Shopping Trolley

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'

"I heard there might be layoffs."