Shop Till You Drop Champion Pillows

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

Shopping Trolley

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"I heard there might be layoffs."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."