Shop Till You Drop Pillows

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'...and with our new credit scheme. You can buy now and pay as you leave the store.'

I need this year's fashion, please. Trouble is sir, you have last year's body.

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

"How do you get some help around here?"

'Let's go in. While I shop, you can tell them where they went wrong.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'Jeez! How many times did you use your credit card today?'

'Did you also have a kranny?'

'How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen the new mall in town?'

Men grocery shopping.

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

"I heard there might be layoffs."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Shopping Trolley

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'