Shop Till You Dropper Gifts

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Shopping Trolley

'Everything must go...manners included!'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'