Shop Till You Dropper Mugs

'Right that's half the Christmas shopping done dear.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Shopping Trolley

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."