Local Shopper Gifts

Mom & Pop Grocerette

New Retail Space - decline of small local shops.

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

High Street

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Fashion Mistake.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fresh picked baseballs.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'