Local Shopper Gifts

Mom & Pop Grocerette

New Retail Space - decline of small local shops.

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

High Street

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Everything's gone up."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Fresh picked baseballs.

Fashion Mistake.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"