Shopping Local Gifts

"We should support the local farm as well as the local confectioner."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

"All these products are Australian ingredients, Australian made, and totally Australian owned!"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

(Direct to the Consumer)

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'This should increase our business.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

'Is it local?'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

100% organic pork sausages